Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...