Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...