Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...