Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Not this time
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...