I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...