Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...