An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...