Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...