The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!