Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”