Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...