TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...