The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...