Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...