Two Quickies.
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Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
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Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...