An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...