Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
This male prostitute contracted syphilis…
This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...