Mailman Here?
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What to do
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
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Lollihops!
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Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...