Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...