Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...