Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....