Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!