Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?When her favorite sexual...
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.