The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...