Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...