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If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Acronyms
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Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...