Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Learning a lesson
|A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from...