A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...