This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...