College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...