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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
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A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
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To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.