Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...