Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...