A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!