Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
If Dell ran Christmas…
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Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
Early shopping trip.
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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
Real opcodes
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What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...