They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!