Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
How to drown a blonde.
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New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Fortune Cookie….
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Celtic Mortality
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Arguing effectively
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The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.