Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...