The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...