This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...