Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Followed
“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...