What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...