Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...