What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
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Relativity
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Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
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Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
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Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Purchasing a new bird
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...