Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!