Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...