Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...