Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...