Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....