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10 Husbands
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With a mouse warming party
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New Viagra Product Lines!
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Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
An extremely loyal fan
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How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
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There was just a dog fight
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